Saturday, April 30, 2016

Fear for the Republic

And now from the Daily News...

Trump, Hitler, James Earl Ray Nominated For New Elementary School Name

The Austin school district decided last month to rename Robert E Lee Elementary School, and opened the nominating process up to the public. In the end, 228 names were suggested; Donald Trump got the most nods, with 45. (“Robert E. Lee” came in second.) Here are some other noteworthy nominees from the document released by the school district:

Ayn Rand Elementary

Bleeding Heart Liberal Elementary

Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance 

Bruce Lee Elementary 

Flava Flag Elementary

Forgetting Your Past, Dooms You to Repeat It Elementary

Generic School Name

Hypothetical Perfect Person Memorial Elementary School

Richard Pryor Elementary 

School McSchoolface

Schooly McSchoolerson

Schooly McSchoolerton

The Elementary School Formerly Known as Robert E. Lee

The Rubber Duckies

Pretty Awesome, dontcha think?

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