What a Great Deal !

Rebate Application Form:

Your Information:

Name:
Nickname:
Address:
Salad: Ranch, Thousand Island or House Vinaigrette?
Phone:
Cell Phone:
ET Phone Home?
Belly Button: Innie or Outtie
Work Email:
Home Email:
Email You Use for Booty Calls:
Favorite Position During Sex:
Room Temperature:
Height:
Do ripe peaches remind you of a curvy woman's ass? Yes/ No

Instructions:

Purchase one of the qualified products listed below between the dates of February 29 and 31st 2009, mail in the completed rebate form and you will receive a check for $7.95 within 27-44 months.

The CrispMaster Jesus Imprint Toaster (MDC-1190)

The "Keepin It Toasty" Waffle'O'Matic Waffle Maker (AE35)

The Perfect On One Side, Burnt On the Other" Toaster Oven (BSG75)

How To Claim Your Rebate:

In order to claim the rebate, please visit: http://www.tns792d0dosgd543ksns77sfof752jdyhemshhyeii8888ekie00000000.jdud000oo0djdthakaydd/rebate/areyousureyoutypedazeroandnotano/nothappening.com

Create a unique login: Your password must contain 27 letters and you cannot repeat any letter twice. It must contain 11 uppercase letters, 7 non-consecutive numbers and an umlaut.

Wait for a confirmation email, click on the link in that email. It will take you to the Information Registry Page. Click on the link that says "Do Not Click This Link".

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Restart your computer. Go into Settings, Date and Time and set the date to January 16, 1969.

Return to the Rebate Page and Login. Enter your item, price paid, model name, name of first girlfriend, date of purchase, UPC code, serial number, proof of purchase number, ISBN code, favorite Game of Thrones character, mothers middle name, your current weight and product color.

Terms + Conditions:

Toastinmybuns Inc. is located at: 123 Main Street , NippleRub, Arkansas 08176 USA

By accessing this website we assume you accept these terms and conditions in full. Do not continue to use ToastinMyBuns Inc.'s website if you do not accept all of the terms and conditions stated on this page.

The following terminology applies to these Terms and Conditions, Privacy Statement and Disclaimer Notice and any or all Agreements: "Client", “You” and “Your” refers to you, the person accessing this website and accepting the Company’s terms and conditions. "The Company", “Ourselves”, “We”, “Our” and "Us", refers to our Company. “Party”, “Parties”, or “Us”, refers to both the Client and ourselves, or either the Client or ourselves. 

All terms refer to the offer, acceptance and consideration of payment necessary to undertake the process of our assistance to the Client in the most appropriate manner, whether by formal meetings of a fixed duration, or any other means, for the express purpose of meeting the Client’s needs in respect of provision of the Company’s stated services/products, in accordance with and subject to, prevailing law of United States. Any use of the above terminology or other words in the singular, plural, capitalisation and/or he/she or they, are taken as interchangeable and therefore as referring to same.

Lets be honest, you're not going to read this far in and here is where we make sure you can never claim the rebate no matter what paperwork you send us. For the simple truth is, if you don't know the 12 letter secret code then you get nothing!**

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