More Human Than Human is our motto...

Im sitting at my desk answering email.

Ava walks over and places a very sticky strip of tape on my arm.
Just as suddenly, she rips it off.

Me: "Ow! What did you do that for?"

Ava: "I need a sample of your DNA."

Me: "Wait…why? What are you going to do with it?"

Ava: "Hair Robots"

Me: "Hairy Robots?"

Ava: *she looks at me as if Im stupid*  "No…Robots powered by your hair."

Me: "Of course they are."