So, we are on the bus returning from Epcot. It's only 3 in the afternoon but because its been 96 degrees and humid all day it feels like we have been taking turns climbing a mountain carrying a 500 lb. sweaty fat guy covered in rubber cement...through hell.
Ava takes a six and a half minute nap, wakes and suddenly goes into overdrive.
She wants to play Rock, Paper, Scissors. But not just the normal version of the game...
Oh, no...that game is too boring she says...she want to change the game a bit.
Now it's Rock, Paper, Poop, Gun, Fart... and she has already worked out the rules which she begins to share by speaking entirely too loud on a packed bus...
Paper cover Poop.
Rock breaks Fart.
Fart catches Paper.
Gun shoots Poop...which she refers to as Poop Shoot.
Poop goes in your Face.
Needless to say no one wanted to play.
We are in DisneyWorld for our family vacation.
We are having dinner when Ava has one of her "moments"…those are the fantastically entertaining episodes in which she decides that she needs to exercise some creative license over reality.
She suddenly stands up in our booth and loudly announces…
It's time for the Ava Marchisotto Experience featuring Ava!
I whisper/shout "Sit down! We're in Public"!
She continues...
"Wave your hands in the air"!
Renee and I wait for the follow up line, "And wave em around like you just don't care"…
Ava continues...
"And smack someone in the face"!
