Shadows on the Wall...

Wait...what?

Yes...this is happening..

I know you don't believe me, but this is happening right now...

This is either the greatest boy band ever created or the worst street gang 

ever assembled... Ladies and gentlemen, straight outta the South Bronx...

The Jefferson Avenue Asshats.

The "If I ever get lost at sea, I'll be able to 

use my clothes to catch fish" look.

The "I ran out of clothes so I wrapped 

myself in a Hefty Bag" look.

The "My friends are trying to make a sci-fi movie

that takes place in a world where everyone is retarded" look.

The "Even though my hair is super-stupid, somehow 

it still takes a back-seat to my mesh panties" look.

The "Princess Jasmine" look.

Today on CNN...I swear...

Here be Monsters...

Was working on some mapping software today. 

It looks like the anti-science wackaloons are right...

The earth is flat.

Thank god we can't read minds...

What it looks like they're thinking...

Ivanka: "I'm so pretty, so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty"...

Melania: "Oh, my God, is the photographer having a heart attack"?

Trump: "Cool! that guy is having a heart attack, it's probably Obama's fault".

Da Pope: "Porca Miseria, what have I done to deserve this"?

Romphim? I hardly know him...

The Romphim has arrived and I couldn't be more excited!

No, no… "excited" isn’t quite the right word…I think the word is "confused".

Here are just a few of the comments I saw on their Instagram feed…

You're fucking kidding with this shit right?

This needs to not be a thing.

Don't breed.

There's going to be major dick slip.

Please, no.

I would pee laughing if I saw my tall/buff boyfriend wearing this.

I thought the whole hipster thing was winding down. Is this the finale, I hope?

Please don't.

So I take it the men who wear this don't really focus on relationships? Because I wouldn't be caught dead with a man wearing that salmon colored nightmare.

No, no, please God no.

Just cut your penis off while you're at it. My daughter is 7 and wears watermelon covered rompers. Have some god damn dignity good sir.

No, stop.

Please shoot me in the genitals, someone.

This is cancer.

How cute... Naw fuck dat shit yo all look ridiculous. Dis needs to stop like now.

Jesus Christ what happened to men. I bet the picture of you in the pink one has given your father a serious drinking problem.