Today on CNN...I swear...

Here be Monsters...

Was working on some mapping software today. 

It looks like the anti-science wackaloons are right...

The earth is flat.

Thank god we can't read minds...

What it looks like they're thinking...

Ivanka: "I'm so pretty, so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty, so pretty so pretty"...

Melania: "Oh, my God, is the photographer having a heart attack"?

Trump: "Cool! that guy is having a heart attack, it's probably Obama's fault".

Da Pope: "Porca Miseria, what have I done to deserve this"?

Romphim? I hardly know him...

The Romphim has arrived and I couldn't be more excited!

No, no… "excited" isn’t quite the right word…I think the word is "confused".

Here are just a few of the comments I saw on their Instagram feed…

You're fucking kidding with this shit right?

This needs to not be a thing.

Don't breed.

There's going to be major dick slip.

Please, no.

I would pee laughing if I saw my tall/buff boyfriend wearing this.

I thought the whole hipster thing was winding down. Is this the finale, I hope?

Please don't.

So I take it the men who wear this don't really focus on relationships? Because I wouldn't be caught dead with a man wearing that salmon colored nightmare.

No, no, please God no.

Just cut your penis off while you're at it. My daughter is 7 and wears watermelon covered rompers. Have some god damn dignity good sir.

No, stop.

Please shoot me in the genitals, someone.

This is cancer.

How cute... Naw fuck dat shit yo all look ridiculous. Dis needs to stop like now.

Jesus Christ what happened to men. I bet the picture of you in the pink one has given your father a serious drinking problem.

Crashing, yes. Flying? Not So Much...

There are over a dozen companies currently working on flying cars. There are a lot of bad ideas that come to mind when I think of inventions but this one is definitely in the top three.

We can't trust people to focus on driving on the ground without using their cell phones, applying makeup, making french fries, drinking coffee, texting, catching the latest episode of Breaking Bad etc. How are we going to trust people to travel at a faster speed and in 3 dimensions?

All I'll say is this...high-speed police chase.

Seriously?

From: Reuters, Wednesday, May 17, 2017...

Conversations with some officials who have briefed Trump and others who are aware of how he absorbs information portray a president with a short attention span.

He likes single-page memos and visual aids like maps, charts, graphs, and photos.

National Security Council officials have strategically included Trump's name in "as many paragraphs as we can because he keeps reading if he's mentioned," according to one source, who relayed conversations he had with NSC officials. 

Trump likes to look at a map of the country involved when he learns about a topic.

Oh my God.

Make Mine Marvel!

The Letter...

And my witty response...