You must take what's yours!

Dis my kitchen...

Dis my box...

Dis my woman...

Isn't it time for Matlock?

On vacation, looking for things to do...

Me: "Ava would you like to play holiday bingo tomorrow night"?

Ava: "Yes! I'm gonna beat those old people with a stick"!

Me: "I think you will be playing against other kids".

Ava: "No way... it's all old people and I'm gonna bribe them with hard candy".

Me: "Hard candy"?

Ava: "Old people love hard candy".

Me: "I just don't know what's going on anymore".

Well, duh...

The Journal "Judgement and Decision Making", just completed a study on the type of people who believe in bullshit and in a nutshell, they found...

“Those more receptive to bullshit are less reflective, lower in cognitive 

ability (i.e., verbal and fluid intelligence, numeracy), are more prone to 

ontological confusions and conspiratorial ideation, are more likely to hold 

religious and paranormal beliefs, and are more likely to endorse 

complementary and alternative medicine.”

Yep, that sounds right.

Sometimes, I feel like this...

Fly the Filthy Skies...

 I was putting my tray back into it's upright position and I found this…

After I read the warning, it occurred to me that at some point someone took a 

bag full of baby poop and thought it would be a good idea to put it in the seat 

back where it turned into the worst surprise gift ever.

Just putting' it out there...

Sometimes when you see a child's drawing, you are struck by the thought that this 
"Picasso-in-the-making" was simply destined to be an artist. The kind of genius that changes the art world in ways you can barely imagine…

This is not one of those drawings.

Halloweird

If you're celebrating Halloween…make sure you see a lot more of this…

and a whole lot less of this...