I don't know what to say...

A woman is accused of baring her breasts and tossing pork chops on a lawn while “trying to fight people in the trailer park,” according to tcpalm.com.

Christine Taylor was arrested after the Jan 2 outburst in Jensen Beach and charged with disorderly conduct, according to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office.

A man also reported she tried to cut him with a beer bottle.

Is that why they call it an alert?

Just did my first movie spoiler accidentally.

I was being showed a meme of Yoda. And as a hardcore Star Wars nerd I simply realized it was the scene in which he dies right after Luke returns to finish his training.

And I said “Awww, that's sad, that's when he dies”.

And then Margarita yelled: "OH MY GOD, HE DIES”?!

I apparently just spoiled a movie in 2016 that came out in 1983.

Just what medical school did you attend?

"Wait...it's not my ear, my chest hurts"...

"Doc, seriously, it feels like a winnebago full of pudding is sitting on my chest"...

"Oh god! This is it"!

"CLEAR!"

"Good as new".

You must take what's yours!

Dis my kitchen...

Dis my box...

Dis my woman...

Isn't it time for Matlock?

On vacation, looking for things to do...

Me: "Ava would you like to play holiday bingo tomorrow night"?

Ava: "Yes! I'm gonna beat those old people with a stick"!

Me: "I think you will be playing against other kids".

Ava: "No way... it's all old people and I'm gonna bribe them with hard candy".

Me: "Hard candy"?

Ava: "Old people love hard candy".

Me: "I just don't know what's going on anymore".