Reason 73...

…why Renee should not have access to email…

If Jesus had MRSA, do you think his followers would have said:

"Lord have MRSA"?

Umm…the flavor is….different...

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I miss George...

Did you ever notice that? 

How many really stupid people you run into during the day?

Goddam there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around.

Carry a little pad and pencil with you. 

You'll wind up with thirty or forty names by the end of the day.

Look at it this way:

Think of how stupid the average person is and then 

realize that half of them are stupider than that.

- George Carlin

That doesn't sound right...

Saturday night. We are having dinner.

Ava: "Well…you know what they say: "When in Rome...Take off your pants".

Me: Wait, who the hell says that?