Sunday, July 22, 2012

Just Take a Look Around...


Aaron Sorkin's The Newsroom revolves around an old school news anchor whose rant about the decline of America goes viral. The rant is classic Sorkin, the kind of monologue you want to memorize and repeat the next time someone talks about American exceptionalism...

"And yeah you, sorority girl, just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there are some things you should know. And one of them is there is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the greatest country in the world". 

"We’re 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, third in median household income, number four in labor force and number four in exports".

"We lead the world in only three categories. Number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real and defense spending where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined, 25 of whom are allies".

"Now none of this is the fault of a 20 year-old college student but you nonetheless are without a doubt a member of the worst period generation period ever period. So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about".




Sunday, July 8, 2012

I'll need a volunteer from the audience...


A couple of years ago, we had a huge BBQ...and for the people who had never been to our home, we gave a quick tour...


Renee: "So this is the Master Bedroom".

Me: (Winking) "Yep, here is where the magic happens".

Renee: "That sounds right…this is where I usually get tricked".



No, we're not plumbers, why do you ask?



From CNN.com...
"Almighty Crack Heard on Jet".
Passengers described hearing a loud noise before their plane was forced to make an emergency landing with a gaping hole in its side. The pilot of the Qantas flight from Hong Kong to Melbourne, Australia, said an initial investigation showed there was an "explosive decompression," according to a report by officials at the Manila airport where the plane landed. Images of the plane showed a gash, about 9 feet long, where the wing attaches to the body of the jet.
I think “Almighty Crack” would be a great name for an 80’s metal band where the guys perform awesome drum-raging songs with 8 1/2 minute guitar solos all without wearing pants.
And here is the logo, notice that it has 2 umlauts so you know they will be an amazing band...